Quote by Yossarian

"Yossarian's realization that the rules of war make no logical sense and exist only to benefit those in power"

"The absurdity of being forced to fly more missions due to one's competence"

"He was God, then."

"I'd like to see the catch written out."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."