Quote by Yossarian

"Yossarian's realization that the rules of war make no logical sense and exist only to benefit those in power"

"The absurdity of being forced to fly more missions due to one's competence"

"He was God, then."

"I'd like to see the catch written out."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"