Who said "You can't give her a sword. She's a lady."?

This quote is attributed to Sergeant John Colon.

You can't give her a sword. She's a lady. - Sergeant John Colon

"You can't give her a sword. She's a lady."

Sergeant John Colon Humor

Character in Discworld: Guards! Guards!

"I'm not very good at the thinking, I'm better at the doing."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."