Quote by The Narrator
"City guards wear breastplates because it's expected of them, not because it helps."
More from The Narrator
"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results are much the same."
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
"The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. That made them richer."
"It never has been possible to stop the lower classes from dying."