Who said "Surrender! Here come the machine-gun emplacements!"?

This quote is attributed to Miracle Max.

Surrender! Here come the machine-gun emplacements! - Miracle Max

"Surrender! Here come the machine-gun emplacements!"

Miracle Max Humor

Character in The Princess Bride

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"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"Get back, witch!"

"Your true love lives. It would be best to marry her."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."