I've never understood why anybody has ever wanted to do this... - Arthur Dent

This quote is attributed to Arthur Dent.

"I've never understood why anybody has ever wanted to do this beastly painful activity."

Arthur Dent Humor

Character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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More from Arthur Dent

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Nobody needs to know that we're here."

"You know how it is with writing. You just do it."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."