Quote by Ford Prefect

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"The answer is a towel."

"Exactly! Between you, me, and that spoon, it's completely governed by the Government!"

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."