If I ever meet myself coming back the other way, I'll probab... - Ford Prefect

This quote is attributed to Ford Prefect.

"If I ever meet myself coming back the other way, I'll probably give myself a very useful kick up the backside."

Ford Prefect Humor

Character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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