Quote by HAL 9000

"The 9000 series has a perfect operational record. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I am completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."