Quote by Ford Prefect

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"The answer is a towel."

"Exactly! Between you, me, and that spoon, it's completely governed by the Government!"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."