Quote by HAL 9000

"The 9000 series has a perfect operational record. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I am completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"