Quote by Wade Watts (Parzival)

"Being human totally sucks sometimes. But change the way you think, and suddenly it doesn't."

"The only thing that really mattered was how good you were at solving puzzles and fighting monsters. It was another world entirely, and I liked it a lot more than the real one."

"I was afraid, for the first time in years. Not of death, but of failure."

"I'd read that the lottery is a tax on poor people who are bad at math."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."