Who said "You're a jerk, but you're alive, and you're here now"?

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You're a jerk, but you're alive, and you're here now - Zarniwoop

"You're a jerk, but you're alive, and you're here now"

Zarniwoop Hope

Character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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"Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is the most terrible instrument of torture ever devised."

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

"You know, you're a real kinda guy."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."