Who said "What's the point of having a telephone if you never use it?"?

This quote is attributed to Arthur Dent.

What's the point of having a telephone if you never use it? - Arthur Dent

"What's the point of having a telephone if you never use it?"

Arthur Dent

Character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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