Quote by Ford Prefect

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"The answer is a towel."

"Exactly! Between you, me, and that spoon, it's completely governed by the Government!"

"The greatest adventure is life itself."

"The adventure of life begins with a single step."

"Adventure finds you when you stop running."

"Fortune and glory, kid."