There are no such things as miracles. There are only facts. - Agatha Trunchbull

This quote is attributed to Agatha Trunchbull.

"There are no such things as miracles. There are only facts."

Agatha Trunchbull

Character in Matilda

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More from Agatha Trunchbull

"Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog."

"I have to do something about this ghastly girl."

"You can't make omelettes without breaking eggs."

"I am not going to stand here and be insulted by a little squirt."