Quote by Humpty Dumpty

"Why, you might make a joke on that."

"When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."

"There's glory for you!"

"I can explain all the poems that were ever invented—and a good many that haven't been invented just yet."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."