Quote by Bob Pinciotti

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I'm just trying to be a good father and a good man."

"You know what? I'm gonna have another beer."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."