Who said "Change is inevitable, but good hair color is optional."?

This quote is attributed to Kitty Forman.

Change is inevitable, but good hair color is optional. - Kitty Forman

"Change is inevitable, but good hair color is optional."

Kitty Forman Change

"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. You want one?"

"Oh my stars and garters!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what I love about these kids? They've got spirit."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."