Quote by Bob Pinciotti

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I'm just trying to be a good father and a good man."

"You know what? I'm gonna have another beer."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"