Quote by Jackie Burkhart

"I'm not a dumb blonde, I just play one on TV"

"Ew, get away from me, you're like, totally gross"

"That's so cool, I'm gonna go shopping"

"Oh my God, my nails!"

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."