Quote by Jackie Burkhart

"I'm not a dumb blonde, I just play one on TV"

"Ew, get away from me, you're like, totally gross"

"That's so cool, I'm gonna go shopping"

"Oh my God, my nails!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"