Quote by Senor Chang

"I'm not a human being, I'm a Duane 'The Rock' Johnson."

"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a sweater."

"I'm streets ahead."

"If you have to ask, you're streets behind."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"