Who said "I don't need friends, they disappoint me."?

This quote is attributed to Squidward Tentacles.

I don't need friends, they disappoint me. - Squidward Tentacles

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

Squidward Tentacles Solitude

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"I'm not a loser, I'm just surrounded by them."

"Sometimes being the best means being the loneliest."

"Solitude gives us time to reflect on what matters"

"I'm not good with people, never have been."

"I feel like I'm disappearing."