"I'm with stupid."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"I'm ready!"
All quotes by Patrick Star
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes