Quote by Abed Nadir

"I'm going to go watch TV and pretend to be someone else for a while."

"Pop culture isn't just about entertainment; it's about understanding humanity."

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"TV is the new literature."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"