Quote by Dean Pelton

"I'm not a human being, I'm a dean being."

"You're all my children, and I love you very much."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what's going on."

"That's the problem with idealism. It sounds great in theory."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"