Death and taxes are inevitable, but neither are as mandatory... - Dean Pelton

"Death and taxes are inevitable, but neither are as mandatory as my approval."

Dean Pelton Death

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"I'm not a human being, I'm a dean being."

"You're all my children, and I love you very much."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what's going on."

"That's the problem with idealism. It sounds great in theory."

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."