Who said "Justice at Greendale is whatever I decide it is that day."?

This quote is attributed to Dean Pelton.

Justice at Greendale is whatever I decide it is that day. - Dean Pelton

"Justice at Greendale is whatever I decide it is that day."

Dean Pelton Justice

"I'm not a human being, I'm a dean being."

"You're all my children, and I love you very much."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what's going on."

"That's the problem with idealism. It sounds great in theory."

"Justice must always prevail."

"You think I'm just some animal?"

"Fighting for what's right never gets easier."

"Justice is worth fighting for."