Quote by Squidward Tentacles

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a sexy body."

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."

"SpongeBob, you're a loser."

"We're not just after treasure. We're preserving history."

"The mind is humanity's greatest tool."

"A tidy room reflects a tidy mind."

"You can learn a lot about a person by how they keep their space."