Quote by Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."