Who said "Music is fine, but a baseball game on the radio beats it."?

This quote is attributed to Martin Crane.

Music is fine, but a baseball game on the radio beats it. - Martin Crane

"Music is fine, but a baseball game on the radio beats it."

Martin Crane

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