Who said "A father's job is to prepare his son for the world."?

This quote is attributed to Martin Crane.

A father's job is to prepare his son for the world. - Martin Crane

"A father's job is to prepare his son for the world."

Martin Crane

"I'm a man, and men don't have feelings."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm going to go sit in my chair."

"That's the problem with you educated types - you're always thinking."

"I've been shot at, I've been stabbed, and I've been poisoned. A little criticism doesn't bother me."