Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"Success without taste is merely accumulation."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."