Quote by Carla Tortelli
"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"
More from Carla Tortelli
"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."
"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."
"I've seen a lot of broken hearts in this bar, and most of them deserved it."