Quote by Norm Peterson

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Everybody's got a little mean streak in 'em."

"I don't have feelings, I have beer."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"