Quote by Norm Peterson

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"I don't have feelings, I have beer."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."