Marriage is like a good pair of shoes - comfortable, reliabl... - Martin Crane

"Marriage is like a good pair of shoes - comfortable, reliable, and if you're lucky, they don't give you blisters."

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"I'm a man, and men don't have feelings."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm going to go sit in my chair."

"That's the problem with you educated types - you're always thinking."

"I've been shot at, I've been stabbed, and I've been poisoned. A little criticism doesn't bother me."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

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"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"