The key to happiness is simple: keep your expectations low a... - Martin Crane

"The key to happiness is simple: keep your expectations low and your whiskey higher."

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"I'm a man, and men don't have feelings."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm going to go sit in my chair."

"That's the problem with you educated types - you're always thinking."

"I've been shot at, I've been stabbed, and I've been poisoned. A little criticism doesn't bother me."

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"Laughter and love make a home."

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