I didn't spend thirty years in the Army to understand fancy ... - Martin Crane

"I didn't spend thirty years in the Army to understand fancy talk. A spade is a spade, and a good martini is a good martini."

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"I'm a man, and men don't have feelings."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm going to go sit in my chair."

"That's the problem with you educated types - you're always thinking."

"I've been shot at, I've been stabbed, and I've been poisoned. A little criticism doesn't bother me."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."