Quote by Cliff Clavin

"It's a little known fact that the Library of Congress has a section devoted entirely to my postal route observations."

"The key to happiness is understanding that every letter I deliver is someone's happiness in an envelope."

"I once dated a woman who didn't appreciate my vast knowledge of postal regulations. That's when I learned about love."

"Success isn't about money, it's about having the respect of your fellow mail carriers."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."