Quote by Carla Tortelli
"I've got more experience than most people have had hot dinners, and that's saying something."
"I've got more experience than most people have had hot dinners, and that's saying something."
"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."
"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"
"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."