Quote by Carla Tortelli
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to bark louder."
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to bark louder."
"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."
"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"
"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."