Quote by Carla Tortelli

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"

"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"