Quote by Sam Malone

"I'm not just a pretty face, I've got the personality to match."

"Life is like tending bar - you gotta know how to mix the right ingredients."

"A woman's smile can make a man forget his own name."

"Success isn't about working harder, it's about working smarter."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"