Who said "The only constant in my life is my own perfection."?

This quote is attributed to Dennis Reynolds.

The only constant in my life is my own perfection. - Dennis Reynolds

"The only constant in my life is my own perfection."

Dennis Reynolds Perseverance

"I am a five-star man. I have standards."

"The D is for Donkey. I don't care, I got an A anyways."

"I'm not a rapist. I'm not the Golden God either, apparently."

"System of a Down. That's music for intellectuals."

"Perseverance is the key to success."

"Don't give up on what you believe in."

"I've been through worse."

"You learn to live with the pain."