Who said "Health is irrelevant when you're as magnificent as me."?

This quote is attributed to Dennis Reynolds.

Health is irrelevant when you're as magnificent as me. - Dennis Reynolds

"Health is irrelevant when you're as magnificent as me."

Dennis Reynolds Health

"I am a five-star man. I have standards."

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"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

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"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."