Who said "The waitress is my soulmate; she just doesn't know it yet."?

This quote is attributed to Dennis Reynolds.

The waitress is my soulmate; she just doesn't know it yet. - Dennis Reynolds

"The waitress is my soulmate; she just doesn't know it yet."

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