Who said "This is why we can't have nice things."?

This quote is attributed to Ray Gillette.

This is why we can't have nice things. - Ray Gillette

"This is why we can't have nice things."

Ray Gillette Humor

"I'm not insane, I'm just a little bit messed up."

"You know what? I don't care anymore. I'm done."

"Mother always said I was special."

"I'm lactose intolerant, not stupid."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."