Who said "I deserve a raise for this."?

This quote is attributed to Ray Gillette.

I deserve a raise for this. - Ray Gillette

"I deserve a raise for this."

Ray Gillette

"I'm not insane, I'm just a little bit messed up."

"You know what? I don't care anymore. I'm done."

"Mother always said I was special."

"I'm lactose intolerant, not stupid."